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Jimmy
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I'm trying out for high school football and I want to know what position to play. I'm 4' 2 and 425 lbs. I'm extremely fast, I can run a 40 in 13.6 easily. I'm also very strong. I can bench the bar twice, thats a whole 45 lbs. I can tackle really well too, my friends have compared my tackling ability to that of Deion Sanders. I also have a cannon for an arm, I mean, I can throw the ball a whole 10 yards, usually pretty close to a spiral too. What position do you think I would be best at?
Come on guys, don't these questions start to get to you? I mean, I understand that these little kids are looking for advice, but do they really think that football is all about height and weight and has nothing to do with skill? Do they not realize that the only way to determine their best position is to see them play, which a coach would need to do? I know its kinda a rant, though I tried to at least make the first part humorous
Don't worry about offending me.... If you couldn't tell, I wasn't being serious about any of that, I was trying to mock the people who actually ask these questions like 5 times a day. If you couldn't sense the sarcasm, I followed up every claim to greatness with a stat that not even your most unathletic person would be that bad.
Come on guys, don't these questions start to get to you? I mean, I understand that these little kids are looking for advice, but do they really think that football is all about height and weight and has nothing to do with skill? Do they not realize that the only way to determine their best position is to see them play, which a coach would need to do? I know its kinda a rant, though I tried to at least make the first part humorous

Don't worry about offending me.... If you couldn't tell, I wasn't being serious about any of that, I was trying to mock the people who actually ask these questions like 5 times a day. If you couldn't sense the sarcasm, I followed up every claim to greatness with a stat that not even your most unathletic person would be that bad.
