What little gem will the BBC use blanket coverage on this week. Or will they be...

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simm101

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...reporting the real news? I know that some would prefer the whole of the news be given over to Michael Jackson, but I can't help feeling there are more important issues at hand.
 
its going to be public sector strikes over pay rises or that lack there of, can see it coming a mile off,anything to buy the iraq inquiry and the expenses malarky. Failing that the story about the missing cones on the motorway.
 
There is no news apart from Michael Jackson for the following reasons:

North Korea has discovered Cannabis, and it's now "Make Love, Not War".
Superman burrowed to the Centre of the Earth, and the Diamonds he brought back have ended the Credit Crisis.
Hoodies and Thugs have found Religion, and have recanted their evil ways.
Tony Blair single handedly solved the crisis in the Middle East.

What else do you expect?
 
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