What kinds of things did Adam and Eve do in the garden?

[sidekick puppet]

BESIDES "the obvious"

 

[Kyle]

Bitch ate the wrong apple.

 

[Alex the Atheist]

Just sat and chilled. Popped a few tops. Who knows.

 

[Isaac]

I dunno, walk around and eat fruit. It sounds pretty boring to me, so god put a tree to make some drama. Boo-ya!

 

[boo]

According to the Bible Adam named animals and took a nap. Both Adam and Eve ate a lot of fruit talked to animals (snakes particularly), and eventually made clothes out of fig leaves. Oh and they both talked and walked with God. Other than that the Bible doesn't say.

 

[Kilo Kai Guy]

evidently they fed and played and worked along side the dinosaurs and we're not ripped to shreds...

 

[mainlee1]

In Hebrew, Adam means 'human being' and Eve means 'life.' The story is an ancient mythology used as a parable to teach that if you believe in religious dogma that teaches a war between good and evil, or God and devil (fruit of good and bad), then your consciousness is paranoid and you can't appreciate that we live on a planet paradise.

What Adam and Eve do is what human beings do - they aren't a couple but a metaphor for every generation of humankind since most believe in false teaching. while the tree of life (Torah) is available, most don't bother trying to understand it, nor do they care.

 

[M to the R Mighty RA]

Just hanging around I guess

 

[aaguirre1988]

mostly they walked with god before they sinned

 

[Hardhat]

The very first thing that Eve wondered about is why the hell God put nipples on Adam. "I know what mine are for," she said, "but WTF are those for?" "Gees, replied Adam, "I dunno, but God made me in his image, so I guess that God has 'em, too." "That's totally weird," said Eve and went to have a more intelligent conversation with the snake.