What kind of trenchcoat should I use to flash people?

[Donkey Rhubarb]

I'm gonna go out and do some flashing tonight but I want to get a cool looking trenchcoat to do it with.

 

[Dawty GaGa]

A transparent one.

 

[emt_me911]

Consider yourself reported.

 

[kait]

I'd stick classic, the dark beige one.