What is your problem today?

I'm just not going to work today. I think I was supposed to, but I don't want to. So here I sit, on WTF having more fun than I would at work.
 
my head hurts due to my dumb retard of a cousin (wootness as you may know him)he hit me in the head with a fucking fender telecaster on purpose.

And here in melbourne the weather is retarded we get 4 fucking seasons in one day!
 
AOL bill of $177 and transferred to the wrong department for billing corrections and then scolded by a freakin' CSR...

All of this had to be made better by the last of the line - cancellations... but they fixed it...

They wasted 30 minutes out of my day - about 20 of them on hold.
 
I woke up way too late. (around 1:45 pm)
I got a reminder in the mail about my root canal for Tuesday. (Like I forgot.)
I talked to my "best friend" whom I have not been able to get a hold of for over a week. (I feel like she's avoiding me.)
My bf keeps following me to snuggle.
I'm horny.
I have my period.
My bf didn't buy any condoms, so I will stay horny.
I'm a fat ass.

That's my list for today so far.
 
I know that feeling. Take a sleeping pill, see if it helps you. Take it at night (obviously) It might help you get back on track. Don't take one every night because they get addicting. I took one every other day for a week and then I began to be able to sleep better. Hope it helps! :)
 
I got five hours of sleep last night and worked an 11.5 hour shift, the windshield wipers don't work correctly on my car and it's raining out so I had trouble seeing, and I have to do this god damn shit again tomorrow.
 
  • Not knowing whether FireFox failed at implementing the W3's specs for inline displays when used in conjunction with fixed position attributes or the W3 CSS specs are both cryptic and ambiguous.
  • Mother-Fuckers I have to share the road with give me road-rage.
  • The President is a tard.
 
My problem today is that my ex girlfriend called me and left a message on my voicemail.

After not really talking for months she leaves me a sweet message about having heard the track I did and how great it sounds. She wished me happy holidays.

You know what? UGH! If you're gonna be a bitch, stay a bitch, don't dip in and out of bitchiness. It confuses me.

Oh and I still want to beat the shit out of her new girlfriend, the mindless twat!

Ok, I'm done ranting.





just look at it's widdle paws!
 
1. I got a headache
2. I'm not gonna be able to sleep in my bed tonight 'cos we got a guest whos sleeping there, and i gotta sleep in the same room as my brother who snores :sad:
3. I gotta go back to school in a few days
4. I've still got shitloads of homework to do
5. theres nothing good on tv..

oh well...at least I'll be watching some 'American dad' in a bit..
 
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