What is your most embarrassing sex moment?

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Well, after almost ten years of marriage my most embarrassing sex moment happened last week. It was really warm here last week and we have a screened in porch. I have a lawn chair out on it and my husband was stretched out taking a nap after work. I had an idea, and went out to him. I do not know what got into me or us for that matter, but I rode him right there on the lawn chair. I was sure the neighbors were not home. The neighbors who are also good friends of mine were home and can see directly across the street into the porch. Sara asked me the next day if I enjoyed myself. I didn't know what she was talking about and she told me she was pretty sure she saw me riding my husband's penis. I let out a nervous giggle, and kind of walked off. It was embarrassing!! What is your most embarrassing? This is a fun question
 
Hmm, nothing like that one. Next time make a film of it and you will make big bucks on the Internet! lol

if you have more moments like that share it with the world again! lol
 
me and my husband, was bf then, didn't have a place to really share ourselves with eachother so one night around midnight we went to a nearby park. We started talking first and then one thing led to another purposely and we ended up on the second steps of the jungle gym leading up to the tunnel slide. Well in the middle of it, two guys and a girl walks up to us, they didn't notice me at first i was on the bottom, and asked us if we had seen one of their friend pass by. we both said no and that's when he noticed me, "Hymee, is that you under there?" he asked me, i was mortified, "no" i said softly, he stepped closer to get a better look and it finally dawned on him what we were doing.. "OMG" the girl said, the dude on the other hand was like "O alright!!" anyways after a couple seconds of awkward silence the dude tells us "didn't mean to interupt you.." they walk off just as embarrased as we were...then the guy turned around and shouted back "go ahead, get back to what you guys were doing.." Let's just say even though we got busted, we didn't let it go to waste, after a few rounds of laughs we were still in the mood so we finished what we started and headed on home..
 
I can't think of an actual (having) sex moment, but I have a sexy one.

For quite a while I had wanted to photograph my wife nude having a shower under a beach shower (outdoor shower just off the sand at the beach). I had selected a beach, but it was quite a busy beach, but when the sun shone on the water, the background was magic, so I REALLY wanted this particular one. We decided to try it just after sunrise. We went down there about 20 different mornings, but it was just too busy.

Then one morning, it looked like the rain that had fallen for the last several days, would stop. We headed on down, and sure enough there were only a couple of handfulls of people around. My wife got ready, I had to run along a path to make sure no one was coming from two different directions, and check on a nearby carpark that fishermen used. Finally, no one was around, so I said "let's do it". She dropped her dress, turned the shower on and started posing. I had taken just 3 or 4 shots when she started waving furiously at me, calling out my name. By the time I put my camera down and started walking towards her (I was in a rock outcrop) I saw the 3 fishermen walking around the corner, about 2 feet from her with eyes popping out! One guy just casually said "don't worry love, if I had your body I would show it off too"! They just weren't there when I checked....

We got back in the car and even though I am a professional photographer, I discovered that I was so excited to be finally doing it, I had forgotten to put film in the camera! This was 1999. My wife assured me we were not doing a repeat performance!

I made my own "mock" beach shower, and took it to a more deserted beach where we spent several hours getting many great shots. Some of these shots have been blown up to poster size and are on the wall of my studio office (private!).
 
Walking back into a party with my pants on inside out. It was especially bad since it was my daughters house. Note to self: never get drunk again!
 
Got caught giving an ex-boyfriend a handjob on a park bench. We were too into it to realize anyone was walking by, and all of a sudden four people walk by us looking away, trying to skiddadle as quickly as possible.
 
That is pretty hilarious Lmao.

Well for mine, was just a couple of months ago actually.

Me and my wife where having some very passionate sex, and of course we were doing alot of kissing. And just in the midst of all this hungry, kissing, we were kissing pretty hard to.

all the sudden CLANK! it made that sound and not even kidding.

My front teeth, and her front teeth just collided into eachother and it hurt so bad jesus christ. We had to stop just so we could get the pain from goin away in our mouth it was a pretty rideculous moment cuz we both started laughing about it while the same time still hurting. Lol.
 
Me and my bf were on vacation at a nearby resort and this resort has a waterfall jacuzzi. The water is so heavy that you can't see who's inside. The pool here stays open til 2 because there's a bar and this is kind of a party hotel. So me and my boyfriend got pretty drunk and went to the waterfall where there were other people. After a couple hours, we were the only ones in the jacuzzi and there was hardly anyone at the pool. So we started getting a little frisky and I went down on him. While I was doing that, a guy who was in the jacuzzi with us had come back for something he forgot and called out to my bf "I like your moves!" We were a little shaken by this but not enough to stop. Once he left we went back to what we were doing. Then I got on top of him and pulled my suit aside without taking it off and started riding him in the jacuzzi. About 10 mins. later I saw a light out of the corner of my eye and when I turned around, a security guy was standing there with his big flashlight pointing right at us. I was so embarassed and when we crawled out the guard couldn't even look at us. It's a good story though and we still laugh about it to this day.
 
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