Okay so there was this guy that walked in a bar. He said "Is anyone here that can make my donkey laugh?! If someone in here can, I'll give you $100 dollars." So everyone tried to make the donkey laugh but failed. One guy walked up and asked "Hey, can I get a shot?" The other guy said "Yea sure, knock urself out." He goes out, makes the donkey laugh, walks back in, collected his $100 and left. The guy that gave him the money chased after him and asked "How did you do it?" The guy that made the donkey laughed said "It's a secret."
The next day the same guy with the same donkey came back to the bar. He asked "Is anyone here that can make my donkey STOP laughing?! If someone in here can, I'll give you $100 dollars." So again, everyone tried to make the donkey STOP laughing but again failed. The same guy that made the donkey laughed walked up and asked "Hey, can I get a shot?" The other guy said "Yea sure, knock urself out." He goes out, makes the donkey stop laughing, walks back in, collected his $100 and left. The guy that gave him the money, again, chased after him and asked "How did you do it? Just tell me!" The guy that made the donkey laughed said "Alright I'll tell you. The first time I told him my p e n i s is bigger that his...the second time, I proved it."
