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Oh, I'm tired of Chuck Norris jokes..
In the morning, a blonde enters a restaurant with a carton of orange juice. She puts the orange juice on the table and stares at it.
The store is about to close down and the blonde is still staring at the orange juice. A waiter comes and asks the blonde, "Excuse me, we are about to close for the evening, I'm afraid your going to have to leave."
"No" They blonde replies.
"Why not?" questions the waiter.
"The carton says "concentrate".
Or...
There are three girls going to a water park for the day. One is brunette, one is a redhead and the last is a blonde. When they get to the park, they see a Magic Wishing Slide. They decide to give it a go.
The brunette is the first to go down the slide. She yells 'Monneeeeeeeey!!!'. When she shoots out of the end of the slide, she lands in a pool of money.
The redhead is next. She slides down and
yells 'Chocccollate!!!'. When she shoots out of the end, she landed in a pool of chocolate.
The blonde slides down screaming 'WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!'. When she shoots out of the end, she lands in a pool of...
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...
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WEE!!!
Sorry if you're blonde
In the morning, a blonde enters a restaurant with a carton of orange juice. She puts the orange juice on the table and stares at it.
The store is about to close down and the blonde is still staring at the orange juice. A waiter comes and asks the blonde, "Excuse me, we are about to close for the evening, I'm afraid your going to have to leave."
"No" They blonde replies.
"Why not?" questions the waiter.
"The carton says "concentrate".
Or...
There are three girls going to a water park for the day. One is brunette, one is a redhead and the last is a blonde. When they get to the park, they see a Magic Wishing Slide. They decide to give it a go.
The brunette is the first to go down the slide. She yells 'Monneeeeeeeey!!!'. When she shoots out of the end of the slide, she lands in a pool of money.
The redhead is next. She slides down and
yells 'Chocccollate!!!'. When she shoots out of the end, she landed in a pool of chocolate.
The blonde slides down screaming 'WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!'. When she shoots out of the end, she lands in a pool of...
...
...
...
...
WEE!!!
Sorry if you're blonde
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
(If male) Depends on how many females are near!
OR
He/She would chuck, and chuck, and chuck, and chuck, and chuck, and chuck, and chuck, and chuck, and chuck, and chuck, and chuck, and chuck, and chuck, and chuck , and chuck, and chuck, and chuck, and chuck, and chuck, and chuck... (Get the point?)
(If male) Depends on how many females are near!
OR
He/She would chuck, and chuck, and chuck, and chuck, and chuck, and chuck, and chuck, and chuck, and chuck, and chuck, and chuck, and chuck, and chuck, and chuck , and chuck, and chuck, and chuck, and chuck, and chuck, and chuck... (Get the point?)
masternachos
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A man walked into a bar.
His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.
Jesus Christ walked on water; Chuck Norris swims through land.
His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.
Jesus Christ walked on water; Chuck Norris swims through land.
Chuck Norris
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Why are my roundhouse kicks so powerful?
BECAUSE THEY ARE CHUCK NORRIS ROUNDHOUSE KICKS
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
GIVE ME BEST ANSWER OR YOU WILL KNOW THE ACTUAL ANSWER THEY ARE POWERFUL........ from experience
BECAUSE THEY ARE CHUCK NORRIS ROUNDHOUSE KICKS
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
GIVE ME BEST ANSWER OR YOU WILL KNOW THE ACTUAL ANSWER THEY ARE POWERFUL........ from experience