What is Your Favorite Joke?

[Double S]

Mine Is The Little Johnny Joke on Politics...

 

[Bubbles Utonium]

dad made this up: the king says your head will be chopped off if you look up at the queen. what do you do to look at her?
drink and youll look innocent.

 

[Lorraine]

there was 3 lads called f**k off ,manners and sh*t all three was in the field playing football manners kicked the football hard so sh*t went 2 get it but fell over a police man come over and said wats ur name f**k off, the officer said i will ask u once more he replied f**k off the officer said where r ur manners over the field picking up sh*t

 

[Lorraine]

there was 3 lads called f**k off ,manners and sh*t all three was in the field playing football manners kicked the football hard so sh*t went 2 get it but fell over a police man come over and said wats ur name f**k off, the officer said i will ask u once more he replied f**k off the officer said where r ur manners over the field picking up sh*t