What is you favorite joke that you have ever told or heard?

this is bad. please dont flag me..
have you heard about the new michael jackson burger? it a 45 yr old piece of meat between two 10 yr old buns....

groan. i know child molesting isnt funny but MJ is.
 
Three guys went to a ski lodge. They had to stay overnight, but there was only one bed available, so they shared. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "Hey, I had this weird, vivid dream that I was getting a handjob". The guy on the left wakes up and says, "Hey, me too". The guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's odd, I dreamed I was skiing".
 
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