What is wrong with this name? My wife complains?

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Eric L

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I nicknamed my wife Sea Biscuit and she told me she hates that name. I can't come up with any name that she likes so she says. I had 2 other names that she didn't like as well, one was Pudge and the other was My Little Heifer and I thought and liked that last one the best.
Any Ideas? thanks
 
Do you really have to ask?

You seriously think nick names as stupid as sea biscust, or basicly calling her a fatass is supposed to make her happy?

Call her baby, or hunny. Sure its not so original, but that least its affectionate.
 
Unless you want her to nickname you that "ex donkey" I suggest you stop calling her anything that deals with being overweight. It is never okay to joke with a woman about being fat. So nicknames relating to horses, pigs, and cows are not good.
 
Well no wonder she didn't like those last 2...Pudge and My little Heifer...your calling her a fat cow with both of them. And Sea Biscuit??? What the heck happened to just using her name or baby or sweetie. Try that or come up with a nickname that makes her feel good...how would you like it if she called you shorty or pencil head?! And yes I mean those names in a below the belt way!
 
I assume english isn't your native tongue, as the difficulty would be fairly obvious if you knew the meaning of those words.

In short all of those nicknames imply that she is fat, overweight, large, and/or resembles a pig or cow. Which is something most women do NOT want to hear from their spouses.
 
I don't think your wife would like being called fat and the second one is a little long. Why not nickname her after something she reminds you of.
 
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