What is the oddest/embarrassing/weirdest/stupidist thing u've ever done?

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There r a few ways u can answer the question.
1. u can say ONE thing that is all odd embarrassing weird and stupid.
2. U can say 1 weird thing u've done. 1 odd thing u've done. 1embarrasssing thing u've done. and 1 stupid thing u've done!
3.or u can say some random thing just to get 2points- but i'de rather u not cause that would be a waste to read!!! thnx and i WANt EVERY DETAIL!!!
Very nice stories epecailly the 1 where ur head hit the curb when u jumped off the bike! I agree! Very stupid. hahah.
 
1. Farted in a mall (alot of people around me).
2. stuck my tongue out and bugged out my eyes and screamed while everyone was around me. (emb.ar.ing) pants fell down. Tried counting with my fingers while counting 2 + 2.
 
I hooked up on my boyfriend's conference room table in his office. That was hot.
 
Offer a prayer at a church camp whose church I wasn't a member of. It was awkward.

I mean, it is Holy Ghost or Holy Spirit?, or do they believe in neither.
 
at my nieces wedding, I put on my sisters old bridal gown, and took a picture with one of the groomsmen so it looked like I was getting married and my sister sent the pic to my ex who wouldn't get the hint it was over. Hopefully the pic helped! It also made my friends little boy jealous as he had a crush on me at the time. It was so cute.
 
After school one time I saw a car like my mothers but a completely different color and opened the door and got in.He told me to get the f**k out.My mom was behind this car and got out.She beat the crap out of him.
 
i was in a public showers at a 14day music festival and a spider landed on me and i of coarse screamed and ran outside in front of everyone including my parents and fiance who as me being a virgin of coarse was staring at me but after a moment or two he put his jacet around me and walked me back to the showers since then iv been given a series of nicknames and hated most of them but iv reacently been looking at them as compliments

and i one time fell asleep in the car and woke up with a chahuahua in my top

whent to a twilight relesale party and ran into a women tith fake fanges and yelled vampire bitch watch it and then i noticed like eighty people where wearing fangs so i started talking about how they didnt have fangs and one of the cast members came up to me and told me to chill
 
2.


Attempted to use a urinal.I have ran up to someone who I thought was my mom and just started talking to her.Tried to skateboard in wal-mart and fell off an dalmost broke my neck in the bicycle rack.


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True Stories.
 
yesterday i snuck in the movies with my friends and we all ran in to the movie and was at the bottem row, we were all excited to watch the movie and everyone was looking at us because we were so loud, then all of a sudden the worker came in and shined the flashlight on us and said wheres ur tickets we told her we lost it and threw it away, she said thats no excuse, and she kick us out and everyone was looking at us so embarrassing haha
anyway please add me
 
me and my ex bf got this great idea to play a prank on our friends

we saw their car in the parking lot of a restaurant and we decided to get in their car and sit there so when they came out they would be scared cause we knew they leave their doors unlocked

so we are in the car waiting in the back seat and i have a big urge to go to the bathroom (i had diarrhea) but it just came along out of nowhere

and i was like omg i have to go to the bathroom and my bf was like just wait they will be out any minute and i was like okay fine then about 2 minutes later i pooped myself
it came out so runny and gross and i was just in shock i was like omg i just pooped myself and my bf like freaked out haha

so then we left obviously and as if i wasnt embarassed enough my bf made me sit backwards on my knees the whole ride home so that i didnt get poop on his seat

then our friends talked to us a few weeks later saying about this crazy story and we both acted really dumb they had no clue!

my ex bf still brings this story up all the time! its sooo embarassing! :/
 
THE ODDEST THING AND WEIRD
i kissed the tv screen when keanu reeves came up(thats weird now, although i never did that 2 johnny depp.....weird)
The STUPIDEST THING
got my hair stuck in a brush

WELL U SAY RANDOM THING..........................

OK i dont know if u find johnny depp hot but be4 like probably last summer i didnt find him hott and some ppl did so i was like WTF man
wats hott in him?
then all of a sudden charlie and the chocolat factory was on tv and i watched it cuz my brother says johnny is the best actor in hollywood
and he looked cute and then i started 2 like him
and now he's the sexiest person alive
some ppl say he's too old 4 me (we have 30 yrs of difference im 14)
but luv has no age
yes i think im in luv wit him cuz in the past few weeks i have been obsessive

so ya ....that was an awkward thing cuz if i find someone hott i find him hott at first site
but him it took time
AWKWARD
i got nothin' to do so i told u this
so.ya
sorry if i boared u
 
The weirdest thing i have ever done was when me and my girl had sex i came on her Vag and ate her out
 
Okay one stupid thing i did was when i was younger i was riding this bike down this big hill and i was going really fast. I was about 8-9 years old and i wanted to stop because i was going to fast and i was such a baby. Well i couldnt because the bike only had handle bar breaks and i couldnt use those. Well me and my stupid self jumped off the bike and slammed my face on the curb. I busted the whole left side of my face .There was alot of blood and everything. It was nasty. And it hurt sooo bad. Haha. But i was soo stupid.
 
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