What is the most stupid, inadvertant thing you ever said?

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heyhey15

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It makes me want to cry every time I tell this story.

My friend and I had got into a fight, and I mean a really bad one. But at the end of our fight I called him a stupid ass nigger(he was black)and told him to drop dead.

2 days later he commited suicide.
I have never forgiven myself.
 
Well, I'm going to tell you before Sari tells you guys, because I say most of meh' dumb stuff with friends.

-I'm not a bird-stalker! I only stalk the cool ones!

- I always wear shorts. I don't remember the last time I wore long-sleeved pants.

-Children are starving around the world in Africa( Okay, that one was actually my brother)

-Bird...Tree.... Hey, I bet you there's a bird in the tree!( I was extremely tired)

-God you can't think! They need to send you somewhere where you can work on focusing, like "Concentration Camp"

EDIT: I forgot this one that made me feel like an ass.

So I was at a Lutheran Retreat, and I was about the oldest out of the middle school demographic. ( I was between 8th and 9th in the summer) . We were playing this game where you say something you've never done and then If you did it you'd get up and find a new seat, one left out so the last person was screwed. I got stuck in the middle, and the last person's question was "I've never made out with a girl" (I know, Ryuu kisses, how is this possible). Anyways, the councelor said you couldn't say anything that would incriminate anyone. For example, sex, alcohol, embarassing moments, ect. I blurted out "I've never had a roman cathlic parent" Knowing that there was only a few people that would get up, and I got horrible looks from the room. For good reasons. I didn't do it on purpose, I'm shy around new people, and I just broke out whatever would get me sitting the fastest and easiest. No hard feelings, and I got along well with everyone
 
One time in math class I turned to my friend and, joking around, said "So, did you hear? I got promoted to Head Master at the KKK meeting."

There was a Black girl next to her at the time, who then left her desk and went to sharpen her pencil or something.

I didn't realize there was a Black person in the room at first, but wow, that was funny.
 
Well, it wasn't really me, but it was pretty awkward. My friend and I were walking through the mall, and she had gotten something in her eye or something, so she started saying "I can't see! I can't see!" in a sing-song-ey voice. Suddenly we hear a crashing noise and see that a blind person walked right into a mall sign.. She felt so bad after that.
Even better: she started saying it again later on that day while in the mall, joking towards herself, and suddenly a man with a seeing eye dog walked by. hahaha...
 
Myself, Loopy, Chris, and Will. All went to Will's house. I told my mom I was stayin at Loopy's cause thats what I intended to do and we ended up going to Will's, blah blah blah we were drinking and Will felt so bleh he wanted to lay down and maybe go to sleep. So I went with him in his "room" to make sure he was alright and to keep him company. So eventually we start foolin around and joke about going in the pool(at 3am). And we do...I told him he had to be careful with me cause I cant swim and stuff. So I put on my swimsuit, we go outside and its cold of course. But its a summer night so its tollerable. But the water was not tollerable. So he gets in and helps me in and I'm hesitant because its fucking cold. So I finally get in and hes holding me and I'm shaking and he asks me, "Babe are you cold?"

Another one same night, after we go back in I go to the bathroom to change outta my swim suit. His sis and bf are on the couch in the room by the bathroom. I walk in in my swim suit, wet hair, and a towel. I go in the bathroom and come out in different clothes but still have wet hair and a towel.

Kaylee: "Did you guys go in the pool?"
 
When I was in the fourth grade, I told a girl that "I don't like black people".

Yes, she was black. Subsequently I was forced to go to the office and was warned rather harshly about racism and how it was rude.

I was never a racist again :)
 
This was in either my junior or senior year and we were in History and were reviewing the wars with America chapter. I turned to my friend Jay and made a really dumb joke, "Yo Jay, isn't Hiroshima the bomb?". Meanwhile, this new Japanese girl sits right next to me. Good thing she didn't speak English though.
 
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