What is the most stupid, inadvertant thing you ever said?

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a kid in lacrosse had no hand and he we were praticing switching hand and i asked him without really thinking about it because i was fairly new i said "dude i don't think i can switch hands"

another one is fighting a fish and my buddy had a net ready and i was like
"dude get that piece of shit away from me"and he goes you "know you need it," and when i got the fish to the boat i went "a man its to small put it back" the other fishermen were looking at us quite strangely...
 
One time me and my friends were walking around in KMart being asshats. We were in the cereal aisle, and my friend said something about pirates. It struck a quote in my mind from Retarded Animal Babies, and so I yelled out, "It sure is hard pleasuring yourself, when you've got hooks for hands!" Right at the end of it, around the corner comes this guy who works there at KMart... who seriously has hooks instead of hands. He never even says hi to me anymore.
 
My little brother has this bad habit of saying "That's fucking gay" when it comes to something he doesn't like. Well, once he was playing World of Warcraft, got mad about something and blurts out "Oh my god, that's so fucking gay." My mother happened to be walking by at that point in time, and just gave him a glare of death.

My mother's a lesbian.
 
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It means to go to the quarterdeck(in this example, the front of the squadbay), and get smoked. Now, what is getting smoked? It's to get IT'ed. What's IT? Intensive/Individual Training. Basically, you do some physical workouts that exhaust you within the first few reps, but instead you keep doing them for hours. Fun stuff. :thumbsup:
 
Once I was riding on my bike and I passed by this couple with a baby.
I was riding slow so when I came up to him, I wanted to say soemthing nice, like "aaaaaaw", but instead, I opend my mouth and the words " Hi ya little son of a bitch (:owned2:) " slipped out :eek: .
It took me 3 seconds to notice my mistake and 30 seconds to escape the the baby's father's fist!
And for the record, I was 10 years old when that happend
 
A long time ago me and an old friend were sitting around in his garage joking about different girls that we knew that were...um... let's just say not so attractive. He said something to me like "you know you want to fuck her!" when talking about this really skanky chick, and stupid me... I said back to him "dude I'd rather fucking get cancer and die right now than fuck her." I don't know why I even said it, it was just the first thing that came to my mind. He just kinda stopped laughing, stood up, and went inside without saying a word.

My friends mother had died of cancer a little over a year before that.


Yeah. I felt like a massive ass.
 
I was going to put my most (recent) stupid question as "What's a carberator?" because my mom and my boyfriend were talking about cars the other day and I asked that, and they laughed at me.

But about 10 seconds ago after I decided that was the stupidest thing I had said in a few days, I said "How do you spell Carberator?" (did I spell it right?)
 
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