What is the most perverted thing / chat-up line that anyone has ever said to you?

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Personally mine is:

*I'm in phone booth trying to make a call*
*Man opens door*

Man: Do you have a f-a-g?
Me: No sorry, I don't smoke.
Man: Oh OK, never mind.
..Nice t-i-t-s though.

*Man walks off casually*



..good times.


So just curious haha!
HAHAHA I'm liking these so far..extremely entertaining think I might have to use the subway/bathwater one myself! I'm sure no-one will mind the fact that I'm not a guy..!

PS - no I didn't like it because the guy was eugh! Then again I've had it said to me at a club by a good looking guy alsoo but since I have a boyfriend it was like erm thanks! now moving on swiftly.. and back to my vodka :)
 
Did you fart? Because you blew me away! ;)
Then, I was like WTF
And then hes like, ohhh dayyyummmm
 
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prob, not the MOSt perverted pick-up line but this random guy comes up and says," do u work at subway??? cuz u just gave me a footlong"
 
i told my crush that i liked him then he said "wow i didnt no that is how u feel about me, and nice boobs" hahahhha that was hilarious
 
Me: Don't lie, you have a small dick. LMFAO
Him: Really?
Me: Really!
Him: If it's so small why did it rip your s h i t up?

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My cousin: Hey ___ what does sex mean?
Him: LMFAO!
My cousin: No really, what does it mean?
Him: Tell (my name) to come over here and I'll demonstrate.

Nasty!
 
Ok so I asked one of my guy friends (he's gay) what is my main flaw. He said ''Liz, you don't have any flaws. Your boobs are a little less perky then they normally are today, but other than that your perfect'
 
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