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Alright folks, I'm in search of what is truly the greatest joke of all time. So post a joke - but ONLY if you think it is really the greatest joke of all time. The funniest gets Best Answer. The funniest joke I've heard as of yet is as follows:
An old man is sitting in a rocking chair on his front porch when a little kid walks by with bunches of chicken wire in his arms. The old man stops him.
"Hey kid, what're you plannin' on doin' with all that there chicken wire?"
"I'm gonna catch me some chickens!"
"Don't be silly, kid. You can't catch chickens with chicken wire."
A couple hours later, the kid walks back carrying nine or ten gorgeous roosters in his hands. The old man is amazed, scratching his head.
The next day, the kid passes by again. This time he has rolls and rolls of duct tape.
"What're you doin' with all that duct tape?"
"I'm gonna catch me some ducks!"
"Kid, you're crazy - you can't catch no ducks with duct tape."
The kid walks on, and about an hour later he comes back with a dozen or so beautiful mallards - he can hardly carry them all.
The next day, the kid passes carrying bundles of pussy willows.
The old man says, "I'll go get my hat!"
An old man is sitting in a rocking chair on his front porch when a little kid walks by with bunches of chicken wire in his arms. The old man stops him.
"Hey kid, what're you plannin' on doin' with all that there chicken wire?"
"I'm gonna catch me some chickens!"
"Don't be silly, kid. You can't catch chickens with chicken wire."
A couple hours later, the kid walks back carrying nine or ten gorgeous roosters in his hands. The old man is amazed, scratching his head.
The next day, the kid passes by again. This time he has rolls and rolls of duct tape.
"What're you doin' with all that duct tape?"
"I'm gonna catch me some ducks!"
"Kid, you're crazy - you can't catch no ducks with duct tape."
The kid walks on, and about an hour later he comes back with a dozen or so beautiful mallards - he can hardly carry them all.
The next day, the kid passes carrying bundles of pussy willows.
The old man says, "I'll go get my hat!"