What is the funniest/most bizzare question you have heard on yahoo answers that made...

julz

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...you laugh? & what was your reaction?

MIne was as follows>

Help this may sound crazy but I am addicted to Spongebob Squarepants?


Okay.
I have an addiction.
Not drugs, not sex, not gambling, not money, it's Spongebob.
I don't know what to do. I wear the costume all day except for when I'm at work. Now that my kids and wife are gone, I can wear it all the time in the house.
Now, I never want to leave the house. I just want to sit at home in my costume and watch Spongebob.
I eat Spongebob macaroni and cheese every day, AND I sleep with my stuffed animal spongebob.
I paint myself yellow when I'm bored and I loved Spongebob's looks so much that I went to the dentist and paid money to get my teeth surgically buck, like his teeth.
I even write love poems about my love for this show.
It's not just Spongebob, either. I love the whole crew. Spongebob, Sandy, Patrick,
Mr. Krabs, Squidward, Plankton, everyone. I am OBSESSED with this show.
I have absolutely no social life anymore, I have no friends and no contact with humanity.
If someone could please help me correct this problem, it would be greatly appreciated. Thanks SO much.

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I'm sorry to admit I cracked up when I read this you should probably stop watching a show meant for six year olds sell the costume wash the paint of file the buck teeth and grow up no offence you should see a therapist about this....

This was the exact same reaction I had too LOL...
 
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