what is the funniest joke ever?

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what is the funniest joke that you have ever heard?
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.
Man: "What are you doing here today?"
Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it."
Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25."

The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways.
Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center.
Man: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?"
Woman: [shaking her head with mouth closed] "Unh unh."

is yours funnier?
 
This guy has a dancing cookie, okay? So the cookie starts dancing. He says, "Stop dancing!" so it stops. Then it starts dancing again. He says, "Stop dancing, dang cookie!" so it stops. Then it starts dancing again. So he says, "Stop dancing or I will chuck you into the ocean!" The cookie stops. Then it starts dancing again. So the guy chucks him into the ocean.
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I guess that's not the funniest joke ever.

Okay, then, how about this one?
There once was an old man who lived by the ocean. The only person he truly loved was his wife, but she had died of cancer, and the only thing he had left of her was her portrait. But one day, he took the portrait down by the beach and the water washed it up. He never found it again.
One day, he went fishing, because he was desperate for food. After hours, he couldn't seem to catch anything. Suddenly, he felt a tug, and after struggling for several minutes, he found . . .
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You guessed the portrait, didn't you?

NO! The dancing cookie!
 
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