What is the best yo mama joke?

i LOVE this one :

Yo momma is so fat she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic XDD
 
yo mama is so fat that when someone told me to drive around her, i ran out of petrol.

yo mama is so fat that she was baptized in the ocean.

yo mama is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, the toilet started singing: "A-B-C-D-E-F-G, get yo fat A$$ off of me!".
 
Yo mama is so fat, that when she went to KFC and they asked her what size bucket she wanted, she said the one on the roof

Yo mama is so fat that Slim Fast refused to sell to her as to not damage their reputation because no amount of weight yo momma lost would be enough.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the zoo, the elephant began to throw peanuts at her.
 
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