What is the best joke you know or have heard?

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hello taco.

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I love love love good jokes! But no one can seem to top my favorites. So, I want to know, what's YOUR favorite joke? Or what is the best joke ever? It could be your joke, or a joke you heard from someone else. It doesn't matter, as long as it's a funny one. Story jokes are welcome! It doesn't matter if it's long, share it anyways!

Please, don't put up some lame joke just for points; I really wanna read some good ones! Nothing nasty or inappropriate, please and thank you!
 
A man and wife were celebrating their 50-year anniversary, so the man bought his wife a $250 see-through nightgown.

Later that night she was getting ready for bed and realized the nightgown was still in the box downstairs. Walking naked through the house, she passed her husband who said, "My word, for $250 they could've at least ironed it!"
 
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