what is the answer to the " i turn polar bears white and will make you cry" riddle?

The answer is NO.
I searched for it and apparently there are a lot of answers. Time, Pressure, Carbon Dioxide, Water.. but SUPPOSEDLY (i read) that the answer is just simply "no".

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

So the ANSWER to the last line "Can you guess the riddle" is just simply "no".
 
The riddle in that form cannot be answered. However, the riddle is (loosely) based on a poem called "Time", which follows below:

The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disapear.

The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.

As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs

As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush

As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh

As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequel

As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter

As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine

As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.
As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehend something so vast.

So "TIME" is the best answer - however the riddle is quite different from the original poem, in ways which make that answer not really work any more.
 
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