What Is So Great About Chuck Norris?

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I just don't get it. What in the world has he done? I'm mean.... all the stupid sayings like:

"Wood cant chuck Norris, Chuck Norris chucks wood."

*PAUSES*
What the in the world does that mean? Is it like an oxymoron thing or what?
By the way, is he even a real person?
 
If you stare at Chuck Norris' bicepts for too long, you will go blind or develop testicular cancer.

The wind generated by the speed of one Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is enough to blow the clothes off of 37 women.

On the 7th day, God rested. Chuck Norris took over.
 
are you serious, of course he's real... he's more real than you could ever know...

he's freaking awesome cause he was only defeated like twice or something through his entire martial arts career. Both times he got vengence and won the next match
 
haha of course he's a real person. He had this show called walker texax ranger. In the show he was able to fight and beat anybody, no matter how rediculous the situation was. Its actually pretty funny to watch. So people started making up jokes about how rediculously strong, tough, amazing cause of his show.
 
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