What is ONE of your favourite "the bleeding obvious" comments you have heard

[Super Midget IX]

by news commentaries? I heard a soccer commentator said about a shot at goal...."He would have scored if the ball have went into the net"...DUH!! REALLY???

 

[The Token Aussie]

"It's been very windy here today"

When there's power lines and roofless houses behind him in the street