What is ONE "bloody obvious" questions/remark that you heard by news reporters

[Super Midget IX]

or in the news? I heard on the news recently a comment made by the local politician promoting fire safety in the home..."We have seen house fires that cause damage to the house" DUH! Have you ever seen a house fire that DIDN'T cause damage?
(Just ONE example/story each please)

 

[thor_torkinson]

When the weatherman tells me that there's a 60% chance of rain when through the window behind him you can clearly see that it's pouring.