What is a good job in the military for an ugly single guy?

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I was planning on going into the Army or Navy. The problem is I'm 30ish years old and I plan on being by myself for the rest of my life with no wife or girlfriend, because I am ugly and I don't have any money. I figured I would join the military because I would not have to worry about being ugly because there wouldn't be any time for a lady and I could not afford one either.

Oh yeah, I'm also kind of not in great shape and I'm not smart either.

My likes: Cucumbers, dogs, and I like history. And I like girls too but they don't like me back because I'm not good looking.

My dislikes: I don't like people making fun of me, and I don't like mean cats. I don't like sunburn either.

what do you think would be a good job for me in the military? Where could I find my calling? I would like to have some honor because I don't have anything else because I'm ugly and not rich.

Thank you for suggestions.
 
Anything that results in you being stationed in a hispanic, asian or third world country.

You'll get laid like a rock star.
 
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