What is a good I am Jamaican rant i could use for myEnglish Assignment,besides the one i

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example? Here is an example...but its by someone else n i cant use it for my assignment:

Jamacian
I AM JAMAICAN!

I don't live at Jane & Finch

Or eat Patties every night
And I don't drive a Maxima with a crown air freshener
And I don't know Leroy, Desmon or Paulette from Regent Park
Although, I'm sure they're Irie

I drink Red Stripe....not champagne
I don't use utensils for Roti
I believe in Sound Clashes every Saturday not every three months
And I pronounce it "One...Two..TREE!!!" Not "three" TREE!! (y'ear boss!?!)
I can proudly fly my country's flag during a stampede at Caribana

Cow Cod IS a delicacy and a GREAT SOUP
Chinese Brush DOES give MAN STAMINA
and Bob Marley IS the GREATEST POET!
And it is pronounced "JAH" not God, :"JAH!!"
And it is called "Rice & Peas" unlike other parts of deh world where it is "peas & rice"

Jamaica is the ONLY island where you are guareenteed to get searched when you step back inna Canada
The FIRST place yuh can smoke one spliff wid deh police
The BEST part of deh Carribean!

My name is Junior!!
And I'm BUMBACLAT JAMAICAN!!!!!!!!!
Keep it PG..thx!
 
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