What is a funny joke? 10 points! Look at more detail for 2 hilarious jokes!?

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David

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So this dislexic guy walks into a bra!

Get it like how some jokes start off with "so this guy walks into a bar" but the guy is dislexic! Ha ha!

There was a tribe of Indians. The Indians told these four guys to go into the jungle and get 8 of the same fruit. They all came back and then the Indians said to put them up their butts or else they would kill them! The first guy got to 3 apples then cried, the second guy got to 4 bananas and screamed! The fourth guy brought berries and got to 7 and laughed! The Indians asked, "Why did you laugh? You where so close". The guy said he looked over to the fourth guy and he was holding pineapples! Ha ha! LMAO!

Thanks for the answers!

God is love!
I am sorry the joke was supposed to be that if any of the people makes a sound they would die. Sorry for the inconvience!
 
duck walks into a bar and says 'do you have any grapes?'
the bartender said ' no sorry we don't sell grapes'
'ok' the duck said walking out.
duck walks into a bar the next day and says 'do you have any grapes?'
the bartender said 'didn't you come in here yesterday? well no we don't sell grapes'
'ok' the duck said walking out
duck walks into a bar the next day and says 'do you have any grapes?'
the bartender said ' no we don't sell any f*cking grapes, if you come in here tomorrow im going to nail your feet to the ground'
'ok' the duck said walking out
duck walks into a bar the next day and says 'do you have any nails?'
'no' replied the bartender
'well then, do you have any grapes?'
 
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