What exactly is the problem with t.p. replacement theory?

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sanchito1313

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I have this theory that most people, given that they need to go to the restroom and eliminate some sort of bodily waste, should be able to find it within their range of abilities to REPLACE the used toilet paper roll with a NEW one before leaving the restroom.

Now, to me, this doesn't seem like a crazy idea. It doesn't seem beyond the motor skills of most people (I would excuse those that truly are UNable to do this task). And yet, never does a day pass, that I do not sit down on the damn toilet and begin to "take care of business", only to look and find....no t.p. on the roll.

Okay, you could argue that I should learn to check the supply FIRST. But WHY should I have to do this in a house full of people aged 16 and up? Everyone in the house has been well-educated on how to put the t.p. on the dispenser. Everyone in the house knows exactly where the needed supplies are located. For crying out loud, they are under the sink where you HOPEFULLY wash your hands before leaving the restroom! This is perhaps, a maximum of 4 feet from the dispenser. WHY is this so difficult?

I'm am about to the point of removing all toilet products from the toilet area and putting them in my bedroom. That way, when I, personally, have a need for a toiletry item, I can bring it to the restroom WITH me. FUCK everyone else when THEY need something. They can fucking sit there and drip dry or use their bare hands to wipe themselves for all I fucking care! I am sick and tired of having to waddle across the floor with my pants around my ankles to get a new roll of t.p.!

Is there some solution to this other than the above?

My greatest fear about doing this, is the obvious morons (possibly my son's visitors) who more than likely are not WASHING their hands anyway before leaving the restroom. If I deny the dumb little fuckers the easy access to t.p. and they don't stop at the sink (under which the t.p. is stored) long enough to wash their hands....I am going to have a SHITTY MESS to clean up!

Seriously....this is REALLY starting to PISS ME OFF!:mad:
 
thats why i carry a personal supply with me at all times. I suggest buying your own rolls for your room... and everytime you get the urge... whip it out!!! i learned this after living in a building with community showers and toilets with 40 grown men using and "buying" the t.p.
 
I've had to start keeping the supply close to the toilet, so when it is out, you don't have to get up. Luckily my kids' bathroom is arranged that way. However in my master bath it's not, so I make sure there is always a spare roll on the tank. It's pretty much eliminated the problem.

Teenagers and kids (sometimes husbands) are always going to be this way. Point it out, but until the day comes that they are the responsible person in their own lives and HAVE to do it, it more than likely won't change. Just make things easier on yourself by moving the supply closer to the toilet. ;)
 
Kick the mooching little fucktards out, loudly remind your own children of how to replace the roll, keep a roll in the bedroom for your personal use and refuse to replace the one in the bathroom. Once the leeches are out, then you'll know whose kids are causing the problem and can deal with them accordingly.

My wife likes to leave just enough sheets on the roll to conceal the tube. The replacements are out of arms reach. Can be an uncomfortable situation.
 
Uh huh....and I hate to point it out, but I'm NOT so sure that my girlfriend is not part of the problem here, as well. I have noticed that the problem seems to arise at assorted different times, and some of them are when SHE has left the bathroom last. :mad:

So right now....I'm putting the whole damn house on alert. If you want to have t.p. when you go....ALL of you had better learn to replace it, because I'm on FUCKING STRIKE!!!

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Do you honestly think that I'm going to be washing clothes for two 16 year olds and an 18 year old and/or any of their lazy ass friends that like to stay over on the weekends?! NO...I don't think so. My kids were doing their own laundry at 15. They all have plenty of laundry experience, so if THEY want to not wipe....it will be their problem with their own laundry.

Truly, my children are generally wonderful kids, but this one issue is really grating on my nerves. But, like I said....I'm not entirely sure that the other ADULT living in this house is not doing the same thing as they are with this. Everyone just makes the assumption that I will fix it.
 
I don't know why, KC. I think after they use it up, they just don't think about it anymore. They wash hands and go about doing whatever. You are asking them to stop and think about something that does not directly affect them anymore. That's a bit of wishful thinking - for young minds anyway. :tongue:

I'm not excusing it, rant and rave and make them think you're a crazy lady. They definitely need to hear it. Just try not to let it drive you crazy. It's a small deal in life, and definitely not worth popping blood vessels over. ;)
 
Thank you. Lunch will be at 1pm.




I know, it's really a horrible thing to ask a teenager to stop and think about something that does not directly affect THEM anymore. Imagine.

When will they learn? What am I saying? I'm not even sure if the other individual in her FORTIES here has learned yet, in this particular regard! It's hopeless!!!!!!!!!

But you're right, Honey.

/me pops a Xanax and sits down on the lawn with the picket sign.
 
We just put our toilet paper on the back of the toilet because either a kid or a dog took the last roll of toilet paper and the toilet paper roll and lost it or something. I dont know. It was there and now it is not.

Wierd.

Like socks.

But I'll tell ya, CL gets all pissy about this and we argue about:

CL"Dang kid pissed on the toilet seat AGAIN"
ME"Hunter you need to lift up the seat, go wipe it off and wash your hands."
CL"That's it? What are we going to do about it?"
ME"Well what the fuck do you want to do about it? He's six fucking years old, it is a fucking toilet seat, not the end of the fucking universe"
CL"Well I don't want to put my ass in pee"
ME"Wipe it the fuck off";
CL"Quit being a bitch"
ME"Fuck you its a toilet seat for christs sakes"
CL"Fuck me? Now fuck you!"
ME"No YOu!"
CL"NO YOU"
This last part goes on for a while, usually until we kiss, have angry make up sex and

The next day hunter pees on the toilest seat AGAIN.
 
Yeah, those were MY thoughts exactly! LOL

Hey! Maybe I will try this and see if it increases the sexual tension in my house! Thanks for the plan, DG!

I will alter the argument to reflect the lack of t.p. on the dispenser. I'll keep you guys posted on the outcome...hehe! :)
 
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