what every ducati needs!!?

Com'on! if you rode with that thing, chances are you wouldn't need to worry about your head. Now your cape might be something to think about.




I'm still laugh'n at that one.........."a gaint handle." LOL
 
I liked the part about how it retained engine heat to keep him warm on chilly nights, and also provided shade to keep him cool in 100+ degree temps.

Wow. It both heats AND cools? That really is an amazing feat of engineering. All that and good looks too!

It looks like some thing Ron Popiel would sell at 3am on TV.

Saddest part? This chump will probably make a mint and sell every one he can make.
 
Not unless he perfects the Jedi mind trick...

What an innovator! Take a bike, make it ugly. Also, make it handle worse with all the weight high in the sky. Then, just for good measure, we'll give it a windshield It's like a car.

Way to come up with a poor solution to a problem that doesn't exist. "Hmmm, how can I turn my motorcycle into an ugly car, only with no cargo space, safety or creature comforts?"

I just heard the guy who invented that is hard at work in his labratory. He's trying to devise a way to make boobs no fun to look at or play with.
 
I just imagined the shards of that thing being driven through my body and unprotected face when it impacts anything in a crash, or going through it. What the hell would that thing do to handling in a cross wind?
 
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