The Bacon Wolf
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A man finds a bottle in the back of a pawn shop.
He gives it a rub, and out pops a magical genie.
"Alright, mortal," the genie starts, "You have three wishes."
Excited, the man speaks his first wish.
"I wish I was very wealthy!" He says.
*POOF!* The man becomes very rich.
"Two more wishes left," Says the genie.
The man continues with his second wish.
"I wish I had a red Ferrari sports car!" He says.
*POOF!* The man's current car turns into a red Ferrari.
"You have one wish left, mortal." The genie informs.
The man thinks carefully about his last wish.
"I wish to become very attractive to all women!" He says.
*POOF!* The man turns into a box of chocolates.
He gives it a rub, and out pops a magical genie.
"Alright, mortal," the genie starts, "You have three wishes."
Excited, the man speaks his first wish.
"I wish I was very wealthy!" He says.
*POOF!* The man becomes very rich.
"Two more wishes left," Says the genie.
The man continues with his second wish.
"I wish I had a red Ferrari sports car!" He says.
*POOF!* The man's current car turns into a red Ferrari.
"You have one wish left, mortal." The genie informs.
The man thinks carefully about his last wish.
"I wish to become very attractive to all women!" He says.
*POOF!* The man turns into a box of chocolates.