what do you think of this joke?

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John
was lonely and so he decided life would
be more fun if he
had a pet. He went to the pet store and
told the
owner that he wanted to buy an
unusual pet.

After some discussion, he finally bought a
centipede, (100 leg bug),which came in a
little white box to
use for his house.


He
took the box home, found a good
location for the box, and
decided he would start off by taking
his new pet to the
bar for a drink.










So
he asked the centipede in the box,
'Would you like to go
to Frank's place with me and
have a beer?' Silence; there
was no answer from his new


Pet.









This
bothered him a bit, waited a few minutes
and then asked him


again, 'How about going to the bar


and having a beer with me?'


Again, there was no answer, nothing


but silence came from


his new friend and
pet.



So,
he waited a few minutes more, thinking
about the situation.He
decided to ask him one more time.
This time,putting his
face up against
the centipede's house and shouting,
'Hey, in there! Would you like


to go to Frank's place and
have a beer
with me?

A
little voice came out of the
box:






"I heard

you the first time! I'm putting
my f'ing shoes on!!
sorry aqbout the layout...
thanks.
i think i went to franks i think.
spelling!!!!!
 
"I heardyou the first time! I'm putting my f'ing shoes on!!

i chuckled, giggled and eventually LoL!
i thought john was so stupid because he was expecting his pet centipede to answer him back.
 
At first, I thought it was completely stupid, then when I got to the bottom, it was hilarious :)
 
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