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A boy hears his parents having an argument. He hears his dad yell, "You bitch!" to his mother.
The boy asks, "Daddy, what does bitch mean?"
The dad says, "It's the name of the man coming over tomorrow."
"Okay." says the boy. Later that night, the boys parents are having make up sex.
The dad says, "I love your boobs!"
The mom screams, "I love your balls!"
The boy walks in and asks, "What do those words mean?"
"They're fancy words for hats and coats."
"Okay." says the boy. The next day, the boy sees his dad shaving upstairs. His dad cuts himself and yells, "S***!"
The boy asks, "Daddy, what does s*** mean?"
The dad responds, "It means the hair on my face."
"Okay." says the boy. The boy walks into the kitchen and sees his mom cutting a turkey.
She accidentally cuts her finger and yells, "F***!".
The boys asks, "Mommy, what does f*** mean?"
The mom answers, "It means the tool I'm using to cut the turkey." Suddenly the doorbell rings and the boy's mom asks him to answer it and it's his dad's boss.
The boy says "Hello Mr. Bitch! May I grab your boobs and balls? My dad is upstairs shaving s*** off his face and my mom is in the kitchen f***ing the turkey."
The boy asks, "Daddy, what does bitch mean?"
The dad says, "It's the name of the man coming over tomorrow."
"Okay." says the boy. Later that night, the boys parents are having make up sex.
The dad says, "I love your boobs!"
The mom screams, "I love your balls!"
The boy walks in and asks, "What do those words mean?"
"They're fancy words for hats and coats."
"Okay." says the boy. The next day, the boy sees his dad shaving upstairs. His dad cuts himself and yells, "S***!"
The boy asks, "Daddy, what does s*** mean?"
The dad responds, "It means the hair on my face."
"Okay." says the boy. The boy walks into the kitchen and sees his mom cutting a turkey.
She accidentally cuts her finger and yells, "F***!".
The boys asks, "Mommy, what does f*** mean?"
The mom answers, "It means the tool I'm using to cut the turkey." Suddenly the doorbell rings and the boy's mom asks him to answer it and it's his dad's boss.
The boy says "Hello Mr. Bitch! May I grab your boobs and balls? My dad is upstairs shaving s*** off his face and my mom is in the kitchen f***ing the turkey."
! I am speechless! That is way to innapropite! I am only ten you know!