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1. What washes up on tiny beaches?
.Microwaves!
2. What happened when the cannibal dumped his girlfriend?
.Wiped his butt.
3. What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder?
.He got a little behind in his work.
4. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
.Dam.
5. Why did Simba's father die?
. Because he couldn't Mufasa.
6. Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
. Because of his coffin.
7. Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
. Fo' drizzle.
8. What did the Island Gobbling Sea Monster say?
.These islands aren’t Philippine me up. I need Samoa Tahiti!
Star?
1. What washes up on tiny beaches?
.Microwaves!
2. What happened when the cannibal dumped his girlfriend?
.Wiped his butt.
3. What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder?
.He got a little behind in his work.
4. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
.Dam.
5. Why did Simba's father die?
. Because he couldn't Mufasa.
6. Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
. Because of his coffin.
7. Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
. Fo' drizzle.
8. What did the Island Gobbling Sea Monster say?
.These islands aren’t Philippine me up. I need Samoa Tahiti!
Star?