What do you think of my new plan to save children, by installing seat belts on bicycles?

Each year, thousands of poor, minority children are injured or killed , arising from accidents involving bicycles.

I will introduce legislation to fix this problem as follows:

1. By 2012, all bicycles sold in the USA must be equipped with seat belts, and

2. By 2013 all bicycles will be equipped with airbags and ABS brakes

I do anticipate that the cost of bicycles would go up slightly, from $200 to around $15,000, but I will also make sure that there are vouchers for minorities to get free bicycles

Does anyone else thank God, or Allah, that I am looking out for minority kids ?
 
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