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Horsejumper
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Ok. I am one of those people who get a little ticked off when someone says "Oh ya ride horses. Isn't that like one of those sports that don't actually count?" Its funny how people say that, but our sport "that doesn't count" is in the Olympics! I just made this little thing up. Sorry if I didn't mention the horse activity you do. Tell me what you think when people say horse riding isn't a sport. And please don't be rude, I am just having a little fun thinking about how much horse riding isn't a sport!
You like skinny jeans, I like riding breeches.
You like make up, I like mud.
You like the mall, I like the stable.
You like the movie theatres, I like the horse shows.
You like hiking, I like trail riding.
You like diamonds, I like horses.
You like boys, I like geldings.
You cry over break ups, I cry over colic.
You like Abercrombie & Fitch perfume, I like the barn smell.
You cry when your favourite shoes don't fit, I cry when my horse throws a shoe.
You go to hair salons, while I am plaiting my horses tail.
I love horses. The thrill of jumping, the beauty of dressage, the rush of barrel racing.
You play all of those other sports.
Basketball, volley ball, tennis, soccer, hockey and lacrosse.
And you complain your team mate isn't working with you, helping you out like they should be.
Try working with a partner who out weighs you be 1000lbs or more. Just try working with a team mate who can't speak to you. Try holding back 1000lbs of horse power.
Basketball players jam wrists and fingers, volley ball players break wrists, tennis players hurts elbows, soccer players hurt ankles, hockey and lacrosse players come off the rink with bruises.
Us horse back riders, risk it all. Horses land on us and were dead, we got our feet caught in the stirrup and are dragged. We get throw head first over a 5 foot jump. And sometimes our horses and ponies just don't care. They will have no part of us being on thier backs.
And you say anyone can jump a 5 foot water jump. Or " I could get a horse to do that flying change thing" or sometimes even " I would have been able to keep that barrel up"
Oh Ya? Hold on a second while I go catch my horse, who just threw me on the ground and is now running around like a wild maniac. Ya...... I' ll be back.
I am not trying to be mean to people who play tennis, hockey, basketball etc. But please, don't say what we do is not a sport. It takes us years of practise and concentration to get where we are and we don't need you downing us on it.
You like skinny jeans, I like riding breeches.
You like make up, I like mud.
You like the mall, I like the stable.
You like the movie theatres, I like the horse shows.
You like hiking, I like trail riding.
You like diamonds, I like horses.
You like boys, I like geldings.
You cry over break ups, I cry over colic.
You like Abercrombie & Fitch perfume, I like the barn smell.
You cry when your favourite shoes don't fit, I cry when my horse throws a shoe.
You go to hair salons, while I am plaiting my horses tail.
I love horses. The thrill of jumping, the beauty of dressage, the rush of barrel racing.
You play all of those other sports.
Basketball, volley ball, tennis, soccer, hockey and lacrosse.
And you complain your team mate isn't working with you, helping you out like they should be.
Try working with a partner who out weighs you be 1000lbs or more. Just try working with a team mate who can't speak to you. Try holding back 1000lbs of horse power.
Basketball players jam wrists and fingers, volley ball players break wrists, tennis players hurts elbows, soccer players hurt ankles, hockey and lacrosse players come off the rink with bruises.
Us horse back riders, risk it all. Horses land on us and were dead, we got our feet caught in the stirrup and are dragged. We get throw head first over a 5 foot jump. And sometimes our horses and ponies just don't care. They will have no part of us being on thier backs.
And you say anyone can jump a 5 foot water jump. Or " I could get a horse to do that flying change thing" or sometimes even " I would have been able to keep that barrel up"
Oh Ya? Hold on a second while I go catch my horse, who just threw me on the ground and is now running around like a wild maniac. Ya...... I' ll be back.
I am not trying to be mean to people who play tennis, hockey, basketball etc. But please, don't say what we do is not a sport. It takes us years of practise and concentration to get where we are and we don't need you downing us on it.