Me and my friend thought about how much we liked the lightning the if by Rick riordan and we decided to make our own book about mythology Rick style. Now I know what your thinking. That's plegorisum. But we don't steel so we are giving full credit of the storyline to Rick. Here is ch.1-I light a bully on fire.
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** * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Ch.1 I light a bully on fire*
** * It was the loneliest first day of eighth grade in the history of school, even with my " girlfriend", or as she begs to differ friend, Sarah at my side. It all started when the lunch bell rang after 4th period. Me and Sarah walked to the cafeteria as all the other animals in my school ran like the little wild piggies they are.
** ***Me and Sarah were in line having a conversation about the horrible food when Sarah says " don't you think it's a waste of a $ 1.50 for meatloaf leftover from last year". " yeah, but if we didn't buy the food, they wouldn't have had the money for that dance that you went with me last year". " oh will you shut up about that, I only went with you because that really geeky guy kept asking me, and if I hadn't told him I was going with you I would have ended up going to it with pimple face McGeek". " Ted? Yeah, oh". " but you're still totally into me, right"? "I was never"! "you like me admit it". "next"! Called the lunch lady.*After we got our meatloaf or maybe it was pudding we sat down.
** * The only seat there was was next to the biggest, ugliest, meanest, jerk on the planet, Dillan Higglesworth. " hey punk"! As he scowled at me and Sarah. As I may not have mentioned before I have serious anger issues. As I stood up to defend Sarah, I felt a very hot feeling I always get when I'm all angry. I usually get so hot I have to sit down and let Sarah take care of the rest, witch by the way is actually pretty darn embarrassing. " what's the matter Nick, you gonna have pinkie over there fight for you again"? "ok first of all she has hot pink hair, like herself. And second of all I'm about to kick your butt"!*
** * And then I grabbed a hold of his jacket and the most odd thing that nobody ever expected to happen, his jacket spontaneously combusted. The fire alarm went off. As he scattered like a little wimpy baby, an announcement came on that said to evacuate and me and Sarah were about to bolt when mr. Higglesworth, dillan's dad, and the principle took us to an empty classroom with four of my other teachers, who all actually all think I'm stupid because I have dyslexia. Then they morphed into a giant five headed dragon that I learned about in history. Then Sarah yelled out: hydra! So it me and Sarah what we were gonna do earlier: RUN!
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** * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Ch.1 I light a bully on fire*
** * It was the loneliest first day of eighth grade in the history of school, even with my " girlfriend", or as she begs to differ friend, Sarah at my side. It all started when the lunch bell rang after 4th period. Me and Sarah walked to the cafeteria as all the other animals in my school ran like the little wild piggies they are.
** ***Me and Sarah were in line having a conversation about the horrible food when Sarah says " don't you think it's a waste of a $ 1.50 for meatloaf leftover from last year". " yeah, but if we didn't buy the food, they wouldn't have had the money for that dance that you went with me last year". " oh will you shut up about that, I only went with you because that really geeky guy kept asking me, and if I hadn't told him I was going with you I would have ended up going to it with pimple face McGeek". " Ted? Yeah, oh". " but you're still totally into me, right"? "I was never"! "you like me admit it". "next"! Called the lunch lady.*After we got our meatloaf or maybe it was pudding we sat down.
** * The only seat there was was next to the biggest, ugliest, meanest, jerk on the planet, Dillan Higglesworth. " hey punk"! As he scowled at me and Sarah. As I may not have mentioned before I have serious anger issues. As I stood up to defend Sarah, I felt a very hot feeling I always get when I'm all angry. I usually get so hot I have to sit down and let Sarah take care of the rest, witch by the way is actually pretty darn embarrassing. " what's the matter Nick, you gonna have pinkie over there fight for you again"? "ok first of all she has hot pink hair, like herself. And second of all I'm about to kick your butt"!*
** * And then I grabbed a hold of his jacket and the most odd thing that nobody ever expected to happen, his jacket spontaneously combusted. The fire alarm went off. As he scattered like a little wimpy baby, an announcement came on that said to evacuate and me and Sarah were about to bolt when mr. Higglesworth, dillan's dad, and the principle took us to an empty classroom with four of my other teachers, who all actually all think I'm stupid because I have dyslexia. Then they morphed into a giant five headed dragon that I learned about in history. Then Sarah yelled out: hydra! So it me and Sarah what we were gonna do earlier: RUN!
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