What can I do best when I find out there is a ninja in my garden?

[Bob Demouge]

I was just wondering, what I should do when there is a ninja in my garden...I mean..Should I run away? Come on the guy is a ninja..He's way faster then me..Should I fight it instead? Come on...the guy is a ninja..one kick and I'm down..
Please give me some good advice on what I should do when I face a ninja in my garden.