What business ideas would you like to tout on Dragons Den?

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Penfold wery scarewy bear

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I'd like to start a business where a bunch of smug tossers sit around picking holes in people until they find someone who has an idea they can muscle in on for a pittance. I'm looking for £10,000,000 for a 100% stake.
 
I have invented a series of games called "Dungeons and Dragons" Where the general public kidnap the Dragons whilst donned in a balaclava, and drag them all into a cosy smug dungeon. However, they can only be freed when their Solicitors hand over a tidy ransom in part exchange for one of these arrogant @rseholes. If we don't get what we want, then we get to torture them by tickling them to death with their own tongues, deal done! Can't fail.


EDIT~
BOB that's not MDK that's paper mache or compost and the reason I'M OUT! *knocks BOB over the head and steals his plans*
 
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