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♥çEsT m0i!♥
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I will give Best Answer to the person who has the most funniest, corniest, or stupidest jokes. Thanks!
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♥ Loki :)
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Snake 1: Hey dude, are we venomous?
Snake 2: dunno, why?
Snake 1: I bit my tongue a moment ago, im having fear, i might get infected, LOL!
Joke 2
In the house of Erap, the phone rang, and Erap told Inday to answers the phone, Inday answered with the phone upside down..
Inday: Hello?
Inday: Sir, no one is answering.
Erap: How stupid, its upside down, make it opposite.
Inday: LLOHE?, LLOHE?
Inday: Sir! Still now answer!
Erap: No! I mean the telephone!
Inday: Phonetele?, Phonetele!
wahahaha!
Joke 3
A young boy was so jealous about his new born brother, so, he planned to put a poison on the nipples of her mother, and he succeeded, the next day, the driver died.
SAD IS IT?
LOL!
Snake 2: dunno, why?
Snake 1: I bit my tongue a moment ago, im having fear, i might get infected, LOL!
Joke 2
In the house of Erap, the phone rang, and Erap told Inday to answers the phone, Inday answered with the phone upside down..
Inday: Hello?
Inday: Sir, no one is answering.
Erap: How stupid, its upside down, make it opposite.
Inday: LLOHE?, LLOHE?
Inday: Sir! Still now answer!
Erap: No! I mean the telephone!
Inday: Phonetele?, Phonetele!
wahahaha!
Joke 3
A young boy was so jealous about his new born brother, so, he planned to put a poison on the nipples of her mother, and he succeeded, the next day, the driver died.
SAD IS IT?
LOL!
D4N13L C4RR
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a man was walking dwon the road and saw a sign saying HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN
the phone number was 01576 607842
he rang it and said
No,
hehe
and this one
o.k you might not get this but it works better when its person to person.
as a man was walking to heaven he noticed clocks all of the wall with different numbers on them. after a while he bumped into jesus and asked him.
"jesus could you tell me what all these clocks are for?"
"well these clocks tell me and me dad how long each person has got left to live"
the man replies, "ahh clever well do you think i could see some of my friends clocks?"
jesus answers, "o yes of course just tell me their names"
"well one of them is called tom jakeson and - what was that that clock just span around?? why did it spin around?"
jesus: "each time a human being plays with themselves their clock spins around an extra hour"
the man: "oh ha i look at my friends now, well theres frank he's got a good 20 years left oh and jamie only 4 months?"
jesus: "yh he gets hit by a train"
" lol jameis just span around must be playing with himself again"
the man again: wait a minute wheres teds clock??"
<b>punchline: <b>
jesus: we use it in the office as a fan!!!!"
get it ( he's always playing with himself so they use it as a fan lol)
u can ttell m ethats not funny
the phone number was 01576 607842
he rang it and said
No,
hehe
and this one
o.k you might not get this but it works better when its person to person.
as a man was walking to heaven he noticed clocks all of the wall with different numbers on them. after a while he bumped into jesus and asked him.
"jesus could you tell me what all these clocks are for?"
"well these clocks tell me and me dad how long each person has got left to live"
the man replies, "ahh clever well do you think i could see some of my friends clocks?"
jesus answers, "o yes of course just tell me their names"
"well one of them is called tom jakeson and - what was that that clock just span around?? why did it spin around?"
jesus: "each time a human being plays with themselves their clock spins around an extra hour"
the man: "oh ha i look at my friends now, well theres frank he's got a good 20 years left oh and jamie only 4 months?"
jesus: "yh he gets hit by a train"
" lol jameis just span around must be playing with himself again"
the man again: wait a minute wheres teds clock??"
<b>punchline: <b>
jesus: we use it in the office as a fan!!!!"
get it ( he's always playing with himself so they use it as a fan lol)
u can ttell m ethats not funny