What are the most simple rules of being in a Horror Movie?

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1. Don't answer the phone
2. Don't go in the woods
3. Don't go to sleep
4. Never take a shower, but be sure to have a mannequin copy and a tape player to fool the enemy
5. Don't answer the door
6. Don't look out the window
7. Never take a trip to europe
8. Be sure to find a person you want to date that isn't a monster in disguise
9. Never have sex
9. Don't ever say "I'll be right back"!
10. If you any fire or electricity weapons you can use them you fight off zombies.
 
11. If someone wants you to go explore somewhere isolated, say no.
12. If the name of a place or person sounds even vaguely sketchy, run away.
13. If you're driving down the road in the middle of the night, and you see a body, you keep driving, and find a police station to notify. DON'T STOP!!
14. Never go camping. Ever.
 
- If you hear strange noises coming from outside/basement/creepy dark room, do not go investigate.
- Don't be brave and leave your group of friends to get help.
- If you're walking in a line of people, it's best to be second in line because if you're first, well, you're going to end up running into whatever the killer is first. If you're last, you're going to be snatched off the end of the line and if you're third, after the fourth person is snatched, you'll end up being next in line. So, stay second.
- Don't shower with the door open.
- Don't watch scary stuff on tv
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also...

-When you hear something don't go looking for it
-Stay in groups (Don't split up, not even for a second)
-Don't run away from the person chasing you into an even more isolated area... if your at your house don't run into the woods, run to the mall haha.
-Don't run, fight (when ever they go looking for whatever made the sound they run, instead woop the thing's a**... but don't go looking for it in the first place)
-Always have a dog, if the people in the movies had a dog, its an automatic team mate.
-When you hear something grab a knife or something, I use to even do that rofl
-Don't talk on the phone
-Don't go to wash your face in the mirror, then take yours eyes off the mirror.
-Have glass in your house that DOES NOT block out sound, you need people o hea you/you hear other people when they yell
-Tie your shoes; don't wanna trip on those
-Don't go for long walks by yourself (goes back to staying in groups)
-Don't just try and get away, kill the attacker... like stabbing his hand will stop him but that motherfu**er is in your house, you better kill him.
-Don't go on vacation
 
also...

-When you hear something don't go looking for it
-Stay in groups (Don't split up, not even for a second)
-Don't run away from the person chasing you into an even more isolated area... if your at your house don't run into the woods, run to the mall haha.
-Don't run, fight (when ever they go looking for whatever made the sound they run, instead woop the thing's a**... but don't go looking for it in the first place)
-Always have a dog, if the people in the movies had a dog, its an automatic team mate.
-When you hear something grab a knife or something, I use to even do that rofl
-Don't talk on the phone
-Don't go to wash your face in the mirror, then take yours eyes off the mirror.
-Have glass in your house that DOES NOT block out sound, you need people o hea you/you hear other people when they yell
-Tie your shoes; don't wanna trip on those
-Don't go for long walks by yourself (goes back to staying in groups)
-Don't just try and get away, kill the attacker... like stabbing his hand will stop him but that motherfu**er is in your house, you better kill him.
-Don't go on vacation
 
also...

-When you hear something don't go looking for it
-Stay in groups (Don't split up, not even for a second)
-Don't run away from the person chasing you into an even more isolated area... if your at your house don't run into the woods, run to the mall haha.
-Don't run, fight (when ever they go looking for whatever made the sound they run, instead woop the thing's a**... but don't go looking for it in the first place)
-Always have a dog, if the people in the movies had a dog, its an automatic team mate.
-When you hear something grab a knife or something, I use to even do that rofl
-Don't talk on the phone
-Don't go to wash your face in the mirror, then take yours eyes off the mirror.
-Have glass in your house that DOES NOT block out sound, you need people o hea you/you hear other people when they yell
-Tie your shoes; don't wanna trip on those
-Don't go for long walks by yourself (goes back to staying in groups)
-Don't just try and get away, kill the attacker... like stabbing his hand will stop him but that motherfu**er is in your house, you better kill him.
-Don't go on vacation
 
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