What are the funniest chat up lines you have every heard?

When they made the alphabet they should have put U and I together.

Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.

Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you?

If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?

Lol there just a few i know
 
Your eyes are like spanners every time i see them my nuts tighten.

Do you like raisins how about a date then?

Are you a parking ticket cos you have fine written all over you.

Are those space pants cos your bum looks about of this world.

Are those mirrors on your pants cos i can see myself in them.

I’m a magical being take off your bra.

Is kisses were snowflakes id send you a blizzard.

hi you’ll do.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven.

Do you have any welsh in you ? do you wants some ?
 
This one made me laugh so much so here it is. This Guy used it.

Are u a postman?

Because i saw u looking at my package.
 
(In dining hall)

"Do you want hot or cold dessert?"

Well, it's not exactly a chat up line, but I'v been tryin to make friends with person and you can imagine how hard it was to say "Hot, please"..
 
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