what are some weird words that mean something simple?

[k.money1112]

i just want to know some weird words for common words like fart and some wierd word that means fart LOL

 

[lilgurl]

Discombobulated=Broken or mixed up
Copastetic=All right

 

[shnswaby]

expectorate means to spit

 

[figgeratiff]

flatulation means fart