I am going to confession for kicks and wanna spend
hours in there just confessing petty stuff...
This is what I have so far.
I watched a woman eating a hot dog father and was aroused.
I ate rum raisin ice cream and faked a buzz
I was at the Pink Floyd lazer light show and inhaled very deeply to get a contact high.
I crapped at my girlfriends house after only the second date.
I complained about my fast food order until they gave me another.
Give me @ Least 5
Best Ones win 10 points!
I poked a badger with a spoon.
I peed in the shower.
I hid alcohol from my inebriated grandma.
I drooled on my pillow then gave it to my
girlfriend because it was wet and I can't
sleep with a wet pillow
I tried talking my girlfriend into a fourth abortion.
I went into a confession booth and
peed my pants.
I am aroused by nuns.
I like men in uniform.
I scratch myself even when im not itchy because
it feels nice.
hours in there just confessing petty stuff...
This is what I have so far.
I watched a woman eating a hot dog father and was aroused.
I ate rum raisin ice cream and faked a buzz
I was at the Pink Floyd lazer light show and inhaled very deeply to get a contact high.
I crapped at my girlfriends house after only the second date.
I complained about my fast food order until they gave me another.
Give me @ Least 5
Best Ones win 10 points!
I poked a badger with a spoon.
I peed in the shower.
I hid alcohol from my inebriated grandma.
I drooled on my pillow then gave it to my
girlfriend because it was wet and I can't
sleep with a wet pillow
I tried talking my girlfriend into a fourth abortion.
I went into a confession booth and
peed my pants.
I am aroused by nuns.
I like men in uniform.
I scratch myself even when im not itchy because
it feels nice.