Why not prepare everything before and put in the fire as you camp, I mean at least TRY to camp correctly. Put some fish and veggies in foil packets or wrap in foil including seasoning so all you have to do is place in or near your fire.You are going to have a fire, right Caveboy?
I'm former military and have lived in camps for months; kenya and somalia for starters. But, and I'll admit it, while camping in the states with friends I wasn't sure of where or the particulars of a camping trip, like I didn't know if someone was bringing a grill. I put a small roast in foil and added salt, onion and garlic and set it on the rocks in real close to the fire, pushed it around with sticks to turn and had a meal that everyone else with their hotdogs envied. I ate with my fingers and barked!!! Now thats camping!! I started the fire with a piece of steel and a flint and slept near a bear nursing her cubs.