What are some of the funniest jokes you no?

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There was a preacher, a Pilot, a lawyer, a Doctor, and a kid. The pilot came in through the speaker " Mayday, Mayday the engine is on fire there are 5 parachutes left I am jumping out so there are 4. He jumped out, the doctor said " I have saved many lives so I think I will save my own, he jumped out" The lawyer said " I am a very smart man and I have solved many cases so I deserve to live he jumped out" The preacher said to the kid " here take the last parachute if god wants me to die today then I will." The kid said " no, you can take this one, the very smart lawyer jumped out with my book bag"
 
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stranded on a desert island with no way to get home. While exploring, they find a genie's lamp, and a genie pops out.

The genie says, "Since you all touched my lamp at the same time, I'll grant you each one wish."

The brunette goes first. "I wish that a plane would land on this island and take me home."

"Your wish is my command," says the genie. A plane appears, lands, picks up the brunette, and flies off.

The redhead goes next. "I wish a luxury cruise ship would come to this island and take me home."

"Your wish is my command," says the genie. A ship appears, docks, picks up the redhead and sails off.

The blonde looks around, tears welling up in her eyes and wails, "I wish my friends were here with me!"
 
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