What are some of the funniest creationist rants you've read on Y/A?

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Someone just replied to one my questions with this:

"Unrepentant man will call good evil
and evil good - that's exactly what is happening.
Every human being lives in the world which is held within
the confides of day and night.
24 hour days and 7 days of the week.
Every man must sooner or later give in to
the demands of sleep.
These things did not result of the randomness of evolution
but from purposeful design.
The person that denies this lives in a fantasy world
and not just content with that - then mocks the sighted man as
the liars.
Yet the man blind is his sin has a mouth full of deceit and Jesus Christ does not know him.
Jesus Christ knows His own; He knows they will be called liars
by men walking the path to destruction.
You are under the erroneous belief (well, several actually) that the man redeemed in Christ Jesus has his own reputation in the forefront of his mind.
No, reputation is something that matters to you, not I.
Yes, you've earned it."


So high and mighty. And he tries hard to be poetic lol
if you can remember any recent creationist rants, copy and paste them.
David - hahaha that's really funny
I rarely find mere misunderstanding and fear of science to be funny.

Self-righteousness and pretense on top of ignorance is always amusing.
 
Soldier for Salvation just about takes the cake. He was raving about the evils of the old Raquel Welsh movie "10,000 BC" and the cartoon feature "Ice Age" because they promoted evolution.

I'd seen him before ranting about atheist school teachers and I though of "Poe's Law" but since then I've seen some of his other stuff and I'm convinced he's genuine. He combines anti-evolution idiocy with the "right man" complex where he always has to be "right". His profile tells us that he is appointed by God! he's been on fstdt where some thought he was a 'Poe'.

Frankly I think he is a borderline psychotic or at least has a severe neurosis, probably involving an overcompensated inferiority complex. I'm glad he's in the USA and not here in Australia.

I don't think he's funny. I think he could be dangerous.

EDIT You wanted funny. Well there is "Put on the Full Armor of God" who seems to believe the twaddle that gushed from "Dr Dino" and cites the fake at length every chance he gets.
 
The funniest one I have ever heard was not on here. It was uttered by my uncle.

We were having a discussion about evolution and "creation". When I started picking apart his arguments (things like problems with C-14 dating methods and the supposed lack of transitional fossil records) he just held up his hand and said "Stop! You can go on and on about how science has proven this and that. It does not matter though even if the scientists are right. I still believe what the Bible tells me."

He down right admitted that even with real evidence he would rather stick his head in the sand and ignore it.
 
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