West Side™
New member
a few of mine:
Ken Dodd
''La donna e mobile means ladies bicycle for sale'' - Ken Dodd
Woody Allen
''And if it turns out that there is a God, I don't believe that he is evil. The worst that can be said is that he's an underachiever''
''There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?''
''What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.''
Ken Dodd
''La donna e mobile means ladies bicycle for sale'' - Ken Dodd
Woody Allen
''And if it turns out that there is a God, I don't believe that he is evil. The worst that can be said is that he's an underachiever''
''There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?''
''What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.''