Your outside of a room with no windows and you notice three switches that activate three light bulbs but the question is how do you find out which switch turns on which light bulb when you can only enter the room once........the answer is you leave one switch on for 15 minutes, after the 15 minutes switched it off and switch on one of the switches that you havent turned on yet while leaving the other one off, go in the room the light bulb that is on belongs to the switch you left on the light bulb that is hot belongs to the switch that was left on for 15 minutes and the one that is off belongs to the switch you never turned on......
The man is afraid to go home because the man with the mask is there, why?.......The man is a baseball player and the man with the mask is the umpire.
If a plane crashes between the border of the U.S and Mexico where do you bury the survivors?......You dont bury survivors.
If a red house is made of red bricks and a blue house of blue bricks and a pink house is made of pink bricks then what is a green house made of......Glass.
If a red house is located on the right and a blue house is located on the left where is the white house located....Washington D.C
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe.....Roberto.
That's just a few of the many I know.....
