What are some good racist jokes?

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Myth

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this is a lil bad sorry if it offends anyone...its just a joke.

A plane starts loosing altitude so the Captain anounces to the passengers that they need to reduce the weight and throws out all the baggage. But it doesnt help and still is loosing altitude so the captain anounces that they gonna start throwing out passengers alphabetically and starts off saying All the African american please jump out and no one does. All the Black ppl please jump out and still no one does. All the colored ppl pls. jump out...and no one does. All the dark ppl pls jump out and still no one does.
There is a father and son sitting there and son looks at his dad and says "dad arnt we black...colored...dark?" The dad replies "Son today we are N*****!!!
 
okay, like i'm mixed, and i love racist jokes about ANY race! (im not a bad person, im just well rounded) lol. but anyways, i even crack self racist jokes about myself, i want black/white/asian/indian/eskimo/jewish/catholic/agnostic/ ANYTHING! so gimme what you got!!!!
 
what do you get when you breed a slave w/an octopus?




an 8 row cotton picker!



true story
a bunch of us whites were standing around bsn'
when a good black friend came up and started looking all around in a wild way
i asked what was the matter and he said he was
lost in the woods.

i said it was all right he could hang around

and later we were going to the drag races in jasper tx but he would have to supply his own chain
we are smart enough to kid each other like that w/o digressing
 
The Lone Ranger and Tonto were out riding one day, when suddenly they were surrounded by a dozen Apaches in war paint.
The Lone Ranger says, "Tonto, what are we going to do?"
Tonto replies, "What do you mean, 'we', white man?"
 
what do you do if there are a bunch of blacks lying on your front lawn?

stop laughing and reload!


What did god say when he created the first black person?

oh shitt i burnt one!
 
Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

He couldn't find three wise men, or a virgin.
 
what do you get when you breed a slave w/an octopus?




an 8 row cotton picker!



true story
a bunch of us whites were standing around bsn'
when a good black friend came up and started looking all around in a wild way
i asked what was the matter and he said he was
lost in the woods.

i said it was all right he could hang around

and later we were going to the drag races in jasper tx but he would have to supply his own chain
we are smart enough to kid each other like that w/o digressing
 
WHy did mccain lose the election. Because the american people finally opened their eyes to see what reupublicans can do in just 7 years.
 
these r really bad but i diidnt make it up my friends told me i swear!
1- why r black people afraid of lawn mowers? becaus ewhen it turns on it goes run niga niga niga run
2- bob died and went to heaven. so he meets saint peter and he says "WLECOME TO HEAVEN! u can do wat ever u want just knock on my door if any thing." so after a while bob got bored and knocked on peters door. "is there any thing i can do peter?" "well we do need help making the babies" so they went to the kitchen and there was a pan. peter showed bob to fry this egg and soon a blond wit blue eyes baby came out. "tell me if u need any thing else" and he left. after a while bob made a brunette wit brown eyes then came a tan blue eyed black hair man. after another baby came out black, and bob ran to peter door and said "peter peter i think i bured one!!!!!!" no racism intended i swear!
3-my lttle 9 year old sister made up this one: what did god say after the second black baby was born? "damn i burned another one!!!!!" its not as funny but its racist (DURING THIS POST NO NOT ONE RACISISM WAS INDENDEED!!!!!!)
 
This is sooo rascist and wrong.But my friend told me and i laughed.

A building was on fire and people wer jumpping out the window
into a net for safety when a black man leaped from the window the firemen moved the net and the black man splattered all over
the pavement.the next person screamed and said why did you do that?!!! The firemen shouted back up DONT THROW DOWN THE BURNT ONES!

i KNOW ITS AWFUL!!!!!!!
 
Do you know why the Jews are so Cheap? Because They worth about a dollar at the dollar tree store.


Next Joke:

Mom, can you give me some OJ's?

Mom: Honey. You don't want OJ's. Only Black People drink orange juice cause they are cheap.

OJ: ( He walks in the kitchen) What are you? Racist?
 
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