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I just want to hear some good jokes
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There are two gay guys out camping. They are a couple. They go for a brisk walk in the woods and find a lamp. They go back to their tent and try to dust off some dirt from the lamp when a genie pops out and, in a thunderous voice says, "I'm the all mighty genie of the lamp and...", upon seeing the two gay guys, "Oh great! out of all the masters in the world I get you two! I'm not gonna stick around to grant you three wishes so you will only get one. Make sure it's a good one and wake me up when you've made up your mind". Then he went back into the lamp.
The two gay guys contemplate on what their wish should be. They end up making out and they go to sleep.
All of a sudden, the KKK shows up to their tent and drags them out by their feet out into the woods where there are burning crosses and nooses on a tree.
One of the gay guys, scared to death, says, "Quick! The lamp! Rub it and wish us out of this now!", to which the other replies, "I can't! I already made the wish!"
"What?! What did you wish for?"
"That we both could be hung like black men!"
The two gay guys contemplate on what their wish should be. They end up making out and they go to sleep.
All of a sudden, the KKK shows up to their tent and drags them out by their feet out into the woods where there are burning crosses and nooses on a tree.
One of the gay guys, scared to death, says, "Quick! The lamp! Rub it and wish us out of this now!", to which the other replies, "I can't! I already made the wish!"
"What?! What did you wish for?"
"That we both could be hung like black men!"
There are two gay guys out camping. They are a couple. They go for a brisk walk in the woods and find a lamp. They go back to their tent and try to dust off some dirt from the lamp when a genie pops out and, in a thunderous voice says, "I'm the all mighty genie of the lamp and...", upon seeing the two gay guys, "Oh great! out of all the masters in the world I get you two! I'm not gonna stick around to grant you three wishes so you will only get one. Make sure it's a good one and wake me up when you've made up your mind". Then he went back into the lamp.
The two gay guys contemplate on what their wish should be. They end up making out and they go to sleep.
All of a sudden, the KKK shows up to their tent and drags them out by their feet out into the woods where there are burning crosses and nooses on a tree.
One of the gay guys, scared to death, says, "Quick! The lamp! Rub it and wish us out of this now!", to which the other replies, "I can't! I already made the wish!"
"What?! What did you wish for?"
"That we both could be hung like black men!"
The two gay guys contemplate on what their wish should be. They end up making out and they go to sleep.
All of a sudden, the KKK shows up to their tent and drags them out by their feet out into the woods where there are burning crosses and nooses on a tree.
One of the gay guys, scared to death, says, "Quick! The lamp! Rub it and wish us out of this now!", to which the other replies, "I can't! I already made the wish!"
"What?! What did you wish for?"
"That we both could be hung like black men!"